Conversations.

A boring conversationalist being compulsively talkative is such a depressing thing to be.

I wonder how one copes.

Lessons from life.

1. Men who have been single all their lives are the ones who click cheek-to-cheek pictures with their newly wed wives and upload them for Orkut or Facebook profile picture.

2. 25 year old women who love soft toys as gifts have had an non-existent love life and are just satiating their early teen needs.

3. After 3 months in a relationship, all women talk the same.

4. I don’t know a girl who hasn’t said this. ‘You know, I get along better with men than women. Women are too silly. Men are more open’. But am sure they know that the men put up with them only for the sex or…what shall I call it…yeah, ‘potential sex’.

5. People who upload flower or baby pictures for their profile photo in Orkut/Facebook are the ones who are well aware about the fact that they are ugly.

6. More than 9/10th of the women claim they are ‘a mix of traditional and modern values’ in Matrimonial pages. Rest say, ‘I love to live life’. As if, the rest of the world is aspiring to become suicide bombers.

7. All that a woman wants is attention. From as many men as possible. All that a man wants is sex. From as many women as possible.

8. A man’s love life is fundamentally determined by his dad. Whether the dad worked hard enough to make enough money. Or if he was handsome enough to pass the good-looks-gene.

9. The rest of the men will have to fake vulnerability, sensitiveness and good listening skills, which work as good as the dad’s career growth and the good-looks-gene, or sometimes, even better.

10. A woman’s love life is fundamentally determined by how hot she is. Money, vulnerability, sensitiveness or good listening skills are never considered as substitutes by men.

11. A hot girl and an ugly girl make great friends. The hot girl never feels challenged. Men wanting to hit on the hot girl first make friends with the ugly girl, thereby giving her the attention which she couldn’t have achieved on her own. Social Symbiosis.

12. Product life cycle: Too much boredom—> Faking love, for entertainment—> Faking love, knowing it is faking—> Faking love, but start believing there might exist some mild strains of love —> Faking love, convinced it is love—> In love—> Do random shit—> Too much boredom—> Repeat product life cycle several times—> Die.

Later.